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Netley Lucas
post Nov 17 2017, 07:57 PM
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Got 4 of these for 4 locally (Booths), Marston's pale ale, Burton. Only 3.6 so even lighter than the Banks's so very much a Speroni & Elliot pair. It's refreshing, has a big tang and is going down quite quickly. Label is too gimmicky, no head, beer tastes light but not offensive in anyway. Could imagine downing this on a Summer day quite happily and never getting pissed! laugh.gif
5.5/10 taste, 7.5/10 value, it's okay for what it is but the Banks beats it both ways.


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post Nov 26 2017, 07:32 PM
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SYMPTOM/ CAUSE/ CORRECTIVE ACTION

Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to bar

Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
You have fallen forward
See above

Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror

Floor Blurred
You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Get someone to buy you another beer

Floor moving
You are being carried out
Find out if you are being taken to another bar

Room seems unusually dark. Bar has closed
Confirm home address with bartender.
If staff are gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape.. Run!

Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside

Everyone looks up to you and smiles
You are dancing on the table
Fall on someone cushy-looking

Beer is crystal-clear, It's water!
Somebody is trying to sober you up
Punch them!

People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup
You're in the ladies room, do not use urinal!
Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)

Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
You have been in a fight
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
You've wandered into the wrong party
See if they have free beer

Your bedroom is painted grey, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door.
Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk.
You're in prison, good luck, if taking a shower do not drop soap

Your singing sounds distorted
The beer is too weak
Have more beer until your voice improves

Don't remember the words to the song
Beer is just right
Play air guitar


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